Tuesday, September 8, 2009

This is your enemy:


There are some important points of interest in this disgusting visual record:

-The fanged one seems to be adjusting his glasses to better glimpse the spy that snatched this photo. An indication of poor eyesight; we shall take advantage of this and attack using new methods (to be described below).

-Above the Fanger's head seem to be poorly thought out, disjointed battle strategies. Any attacks ought to be easily thwarted.

-What is this on the table in the background? The Fanger has been dealing in illicit businesses to raise funds? Despicable! How dishonourable the fanged ones are!

-Lastly, we can see the evil Fluff-Monger, asleep in the abode of our enemy. This is proof she is not one to be trusted, and must be destroyed given any encounter with her.

Now, how shall we defeat them? They'll be expecting an attack under the cover of darkness, so I must do them one better...

We attack with ultraviolet dogs. They'll never see them coming.

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